Showing posts with label undercover angel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label undercover angel. Show all posts

10.04.2010

nancy can ride her vespa

so, I've heard when big guys(myself being 5'10" have to rely on the testimony of others) walk into bars or are just out in public* in general, people threaten to fight them more often than their shorter counterparts. as aforementioned, since I am regular size I do not get this type** of aggressive attention (except in the la cienega coffee bean parking lot). since I have announced I am a chess teacher though, everyone who meets me quickly says, "oh I should play you" or the weirder, "my boyfriend is russian***, you should play him."

some People just say they didnt know that was a job.

some Just want to talk about owls.

some Ask why I spilled their coffee.

some Questions arent even related to chess.

people just ask questions.****



*by far the coolest link.
**not as cool as retro publix.
***not as cool as movable type.
****anyone need any postage?

9.14.2010

drew carey walks into a bar

let us entertain conjecture of a time where you have limitless power. you have had a self titled sitcom. your glasses are a signature trait.

monday night rolls around.

nothing to do.

where do you go? the big foot lounge.

why? because its karaoke night.

what songs do you sing?